| i have severely neglected this. the realization of this fact leads me in no way to making a change to that fact...although i wish it was otherwise. hope you are all well. |
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| where do i begin?
it's too much to tell about so here are the highlights:
still in yap, enjoying life, doing pretty much what i have been doing since i started here, coaching the volleyball team, going to saipan for the micro games in june. that's about it.
paul |
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| carlos sent this in my comments...i thought it was funny so i would like to share!
I thought you would enjoy this.
Carlos
(Read below for urinating laughter)
On Warning Labels:
We sell these jalapeño peanuts at work. Its this can that says
"Jalapeño Peanuts."
The ingredients read: Peanuts, Peanut oil, Jalepenos, Garlic, Salt.
And then directly underneath:
THIS PRODUCT MAY CONTAIN PEANUTS.
Well good grief, I should hope
so. They're 8.99 a tin. You're telling me there might not be peanuts in
here? If I open this tin and there's ANYTHING besides peanuts, I'm
going to be very upset.
What, we're afraid that someone who's deathly allergic to peanuts is going to accidentally pick up a tin labeled "PEANUTS" and look inside, seeing ONLY peanuts...and eat one?
I think its more dangerous to put the warning. because some risktaking
peanut-allergic joker is going to be looking at that thinking...
"Well...its labeled peanuts...and all I see inside are peanuts...but it says THIS PRODUCT MAY CONTAIN PEANUTS....which could mean...maybe it doesn't?"
And then he's going to eat one and die.
If we're going to spell it out, let's not beat around the bush, for that guy's sake.
THIS PRODUCT IS PEANUTS.
ONLY PEANUTS.
IF WE COULD LABEL EACH NUT, WE WOULD.
IF YOU WILL DIE FROM EATING PEANUTS, YOU WILL DIE FROM EATING WHATEVER'S INSIDE THIS TIN.
EAT AND DIE.
Or something similar--I don't have the wording all worked out yet.
*this is taken from burningbuilding.com. I thought it was funny.
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photos from yap day and my shower/kitchen
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i like this song...it makes sense.
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